Size Matters is hilarious The hero Mitch is smoking HOT I highly recommend all of Robyn s books for a laugh I love Robyn Peterman s books They are filled with side splitting laughter and hot romance This is the second book in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever After Series After losing a bet with her best friend Rena Kristy must escort Aunt Phyllis to all her Big Foot meetings Her lose uickly becomes unbearable when she is wrangled into going on a Big Foot hunt to create a television show with her Big Foot Group During a meeting Kristy meets hunky cop Mitch and instant sparks fly Unfortunately Kristy has sworn off cops and has bet her best friend that she will not date Mitch Not willing to lose another bet Kristy must stay far away from Mitch I have been looking forward to Size Matters since I first read HHCIB This was another winner by Robyn Peterman I loved Kristy she was the mostly sane one in a band of psychos as opposed to Rena from HHCIB who was as psycho as the rest of her band in her book I really enjoyed Kristy s relationship with Rich and the hotness with Mitch It w If ou like tightly woven believable storylines with carefully crafted plots then keep moving to the back of the room please while the rest of us Bigfoot believing adventurers get ready for the showHOWEVER if Black Brothers, Inc. you have a sense of humor ifou love to laugh so much ou snort if ou love sweet and sexy romance and if Daddy Daughter Incest 2 Series Bundle you have a profound respect for the creatively profane thenou will ADORE
this book Robyn Peterman s books are brie Robyn Peterman s Size book Robyn Peterman s books are brie Robyn Peterman s Size is another outrageously zany caper that is just as over the top and hilarious as the first book in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters series How Hard Can It Be In this outing after losing a bet to her best friend Rena Kristy is forced to take Rena s Aunt Phyllis to her Bigfoot meetings When the group is chosen for a reality series Kristy is selected as the unwilling host for the show and she along with a several of the wacky et lovable members are off to Duluth to hunt for the big hairy beast Size Matters has a motley cast of characters that are lewd and crude but They Each Sport A each sport a of gold Heading up this assorted group is Kristy and boy is she in midst of a run of bad luck Having her heart broken by her last cop boyfriend she is giving dating a vacation when she meets Mitch an amazingly gorgeous man who is keeping some secrets that might just spell trouble for thei DNF 40% no rating because I read less than 50%I just want to say that this book isn t all that bad It s cute and uirky Well written even if it s a little over the top The reason I didn t finish it is one word Well it s one word that the protagonist uses repeatedly The word is fktard I know a woman. A few hard truthsDon’t bet on Hasselhoff Bigfoot might actually exist and searching for the impossible may lead ou to This Many Miles From Desire your heart’s desireIt’s a big fat hairy deal when I loseet another bet to my best friend Rena Not only do I end up attending Bigfoot meetings with her kooky Aunt Phyllis I find myself tr.
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Who has cerebral palsy As a child she was called a retard When I was at school there was a kid with down syndrome named Scottlike most people with down syndrome he was a kid with down syndrome named Scottlike most people with down syndrome he a gentle heart and was one of the nicest people ou could hope to meet He was called a retard I knew a guy who was deaf As a child he was called a retard My sister who has since passed away had an intellectual disability She was called a retard So eah I think retard and any word that derives from it should be banished from our lexicons NUMBER OF HEARTS 4REVIEW Review will be posted at wwwbooks n kissescomThis is was fun read We met Kristy briefly in How Hard Can It Be which was super funny and Sermons Not Spoken you really should read and her best gal pal Rena But In Size Matters we find out the Kristy has been extremely unlucky in love Like beyond unlucky in love Oh and Kristy really should never beat on anything She is guaranteed to lose Hence the reason Kristy finds herself driving Aunt Moon Unit Yes Moon Unit to a month worth of Bigfoot believer meetings But that is only the start of Kristy s trouble Kristy takeset another beat from her best pal What is the bet That she won t fall head over heels for Jack s who is Rena s boyfriendbest friend and new partner Kristy knows this a beat that she can t lose No way no how not ever going to happen You see Kristy has sworn off dating cops But then women s shelter she runs is broken into and she comes face to face with the most amazing man she has ever seen From that moment on things don t go according to plan Oh heck the completely and that moment on things don t go according to plan Oh heck the completely and blow up in Kristy s face I love Robyn s writing style She is so funny Her characters are fun and have some of the most colorful language I have ever read I often wonder where the heck Robyn grow up at to learn such language If Julia you have not given Robyn s books a tryou really should I can t wait to see what she has in store for us next Disclaimer I received a complimentary copy of the
Book In Exchange Forin exchange for honest review This review is my own opinion and not a paid review Motherhumpin Cowballs Size Matters is Dancing with Fireflies (Chapel Springs, yet another brilliantly written book by the amazing Robyn I haveet to read another author s work who compares in any way to Robyn s writing I continue to learn new words I ve never heard before in reading Robyn s booksmy vocabulary is growing LOLKristy is such a relatable main character in this storyin fact how she relates to people and so wants to make a difference in the lives of others is so me and how I try to live my lifeI must mention Mitch WOW What a guy That s all I ll say about him because I don t want to give anything awayThe rest of the characters in the story that ou may love or hate start off seeming like they are from the island of misf. Aveling with a band of reality TV Sasuatch hunting nut jobs Not to mention a suspiciously shady film crew As if those little nuggets weren’t enough to send me on the express train to CrazytownI stupidly swore off menClearly all this would mess up any gal’s social life but the worst part of the story The minu. ,
Its However they each have their uniueness and certainly grew on me and made me care about each one of themAll endearing me to them while on their uest to find BigfootThere were moments I giggled had a lump in my throat was on the edge of my seat worried and happyI LOVED this book and highly recommend to all Robyn ou continue to be one of my top favoritesyou never fail to deliver Very well done Kudos girl I should probably disclaimer that I DNF d Seduction and Snacks for being too over the top for my liking so I know that there might be a group of people who will devour Size Matters and have a lot of fun with it To be fair Size Matters was funny I found myself laughing at several of the jokes and at one fake Mariah Carey But the humor was trying to be on all of the time I d rather see a page of good dialogue or action with a great one liner rather than line after line of forced humor especially when the jokes start to repeat themselves over and over The first few times Lutheran Jesus Cardboard Brett Favre David Hasselhoff motherhumping assclowns etcwere mentioned it was funnybefore I got tired of seeing these punchlines recycled multiple times Spazzy humor has probably run its course for me Trigger Warning the word fucktard is used several times I know a few of my friends are sensitive to this word so I figured it was worth a mention This book was provided from the publisher in exchange for an honest review Review to come giggle 35 starsAfter losing a bet to her best friend Kristy has to take her friend Rena s aunt to her regular Bigfoot meetings When producers from the television show Searching for Sasuatch choose their group to look for Bigfoot Kristy is unwillingly for Sasuatch choose their group to look for Bigfoot Kristy is unwillingly into hosting the show Keen to see her best friend as happy in love as she is Rena and her boyfriend Jack introduce her to Jack s friend and partner Mitch But Mitch is DEA and Kristy has no desire to
get involved with anyone in law enforcement This is the second book ininvolved with anyone in law enforcement This is the second book in Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters series and like the first book has a completely over the top and ridiculous premise with a large cast of weird colourful foul mouthed individuals Amongst all the mayhem there is a plot and a romance This time around though the jokes and phrases seemed repetitious A little goes a long wayWritten in first person from Kristy s point of view this is similar to Robyn Peterman s first book where Rena and Jack were the main characters And I ll repeat what I said in my review of book 1 How Hard Can It Be If The Modern Art Invasion you re a reader who enjoys romantic comedy featuring some over the top characters in some utterly harebrained situations spouting idiotic but funny dialogueou ll love thisSteam 3 ARC courtesy of Kensington via NetGalley. Te I send my libido on vacation I meet Mitch Yep Mitch the sexiest cop ev ah The hottest best kissing finest tushied SINGLE guy I’ve ever laid eyes on I’d rather be hot on his trail than anything that involves the word Big or Foot But sometimes what The Faceless Ones (Skulduggery Pleasant, you’re hunting for has been right in front ofou all alo.